• Britain: Excuse Me
  • Netherlands: Excuseer me
  • Mexico: Perdon
  • Italy: Permesso
  • France: Pardon
  • Canada: Sorry
  • America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
  • Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo

Wow It’s mom, but I’m sleepy 

(via beansquezada)

zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

(via humoristics)

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

awwww-cute:

It’s a 70 degree day in Seattle and yet my dog is melting

What a fuckn cutie

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

awwww-cute:

It’s a 70 degree day in Seattle and yet my dog is melting

What a fuckn cutie

(via humoristics)

ggaga:

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

(via mitchkins)

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

(via countingadventures)

white-people-be-like:

What made you think that finding the biggest black guy was a good idea.

(via ruinedchildhood)